waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

tastefullyoffensive:

What could possibly be so interesting? [x]

eatmydiick:

I was hoping he made contact with the kids

prismatoid:

Life is full of difficult decisions. 

andillbejustfine:

1hey:

wow. yup.

Reblogging again because this is so accurate it makes me cry.

I never knew where this constant need to talk to you came from. It always just popped up at the most inconvenient times. I would be taking an order at work or in the middle of an important conversation and that all too familiar, firey pain would singe through my body. That pain that only your voice knew how to put out.

I could lay there and listen to you talk for hours.

constarrynight:

neverbat:

farorescourage:

kaplands:

we should talk more about how ‘macaroni’ in 18th century england was used to mean ‘fashionable’ because a bunch of rich young dudes went to italy and really liked the stuff there

language is weird

humans are weird

#’stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni’ #THAT USED TO CONFUSE ME SO MUCH WHEN I WAS LITTLE
it finally makes sense

WELL THAT’S ONE FUCKING LIFELONG MYSTERY SOLVED

WUT?!

HOLY SHIT.

cardboardlife:

Me and my sister. She’s not charging enough for kisses!

But what if the timing WAS right? Would it have still wound up this way?